Kids r Quick!!

This is pretty funneh found in my mailbox..Enjoyy!:)))

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: May be it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you
copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Fyi, 3Hornbill has a new coat of paint!!..n Guess what??!..Its GREEN!!Yess..GREEN GREEN GREEN is the new pink!xDD. It was all our hard work wif our own bare hands. It was funny when jia said "people,its time for our lunch break..go go..eat"..I was like "Ey, we sound like we are some labour workers ler..".Haha..Newey, scraping the previous paint,paintin, repaintin again, scrubbing the floors, arrangin tables..yeah, tatz exactly wat we did!!Reminds me of the story Cinderella..berkait wif the jobs we did!=]]].But I guess its worth every bit of effort after all!!=D.It was Fun..No doubt tiring!! *SMILES*

~Lame pose of the day afta a hard day's work(two in fact)!!

Flyin' without wings!!mwehheheh..=)))))